Jul 04
Fuck your life, indeed
Well, in fairness the story is a little extra-tragic now, in that it has an element of getting raked over the coals for the crime of letting life happen to you in the name of not disturbing someone else’s. I hope there is a joke I’m not getting here.Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the 8th grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Your own damn fault for not cowgirling up and speaking your mind for—what, a whole decade? That’s pathetic well past the point of absurdity: you’re not a figure of pity; you’re a caricature of self-inflicted impotence.
Have fun being too much of a baby to ever get anything you want for the rest of your life.