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funsizebytes: jessabelle2o7: whltexbread: Some days, the beauty of the world weighs so heavily on my soul. This little flower reminds me of Amanda, my high school girlfriend.  Although Amanda and I only went out for two weeks, they remain the most defining two weeks of my life.  Our romance ended painfully and inexplicably one fateful afternoon after she discovered some pictures I’d taken of myself engaging in self-love on an Indian blanket, surrounded by little flowers.  These little flowers.  It was an art piece, and she didn’t understand.  No one has ever understood me, and no one probably ever will.  Hopefully, when I become a vampire, these burdensome human emotions will fall away like a useless exoskeleton. I love it when people use Tumblr as a medium to lay themselves bare like this.  Thank you, Andrew.  Thank you for sharing with us.Disclaimer: Andrew’s original post is devoid of text. Reblogged because HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! ALSO: please note that jessabelle2o7 has just opened Tumblr’s Comedy Pandora’s box: the Reblog Rewrite. Regardless of who does this to whom in the future, it shall be known as being “Jessabelled.” Example: “Did you see what TJ did to Tony’s post? He totally jessabelled it.” So say we all. Hahahahaha you’re all going to get sued.

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jessabelle2o7:

whltexbread:

Some days, the beauty of the world weighs so heavily on my soul.

This little flower reminds me of Amanda, my high school girlfriend.  Although Amanda and I only went out for two weeks, they remain the most defining two weeks of my life.  Our romance ended painfully and inexplicably one fateful afternoon after she discovered some pictures I’d taken of myself engaging in self-love on an Indian blanket, surrounded by little flowers.  These little flowers.  It was an art piece, and she didn’t understand.  No one has ever understood me, and no one probably ever will.  Hopefully, when I become a vampire, these burdensome human emotions will fall away like a useless exoskeleton.

I love it when people use Tumblr as a medium to lay themselves bare like this.  Thank you, Andrew.  Thank you for sharing with us.

Disclaimer: Andrew’s original post is devoid of text.

Reblogged because HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

ALSO: please note that jessabelle2o7 has just opened Tumblr’s Comedy Pandora’s box: the Reblog Rewrite.

Regardless of who does this to whom in the future, it shall be known as being “Jessabelled.”

Example: “Did you see what TJ did to Tony’s post? He totally jessabelled it.”

So say we all.

Hahahahaha you’re all going to get sued.

  1. frostinglickr reblogged this from weselec and added:
    I’ve never been so amused or so scared! Jessabelled!
  2. cleversimon reblogged this from funsizebytes and added:
    wanna get Jessabelled! (Wait…)
  3. weselec reblogged this from funsizebytes and added:
    Hahahahaha you’re all going to get sued.
  4. funsizebytes reblogged this from jessabelle2o7 and added:
    Reblogged because HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! ALSO: please note that jessabelle2o7 has just opened Tumblr’s Comedy...
  5. jessabelle2o7 reblogged this from whltexbread and added:
    I love it when people use Tumblr as a medium to lay themselves bare like this. Thank you, Andrew. Thank you for sharing...
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