Nothing left for me to do but drink my own pee

bcompton:

shuffstuff:

So I have this really cute thing I get sometimes in the mornings where I’m showering and then all of a sudden I lose my vision, collapse, pass out, and throw up.

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WebMD wasn’t much better. They told me to go to the hospital like six times and then said I was fainting.

I don’t mean to be Naggy McPicksnpokes, but are you… are you sure you shouldn’t go to the hospital? My wife’s a nurse, so you can trust my medical opinion. That would scare the shit out of me, which isn’t saying much since spiders, crickets, financial advisors and neighborhood kids selling magazines all do the same thing, but still! I don’t know you personally, so feel free to tell me to fuck off and die under a stack of medical books I don’t own.

… is this … serious?

Sounds closer to a low blood *pressure* problem than anything having to do with sugar, but for the love of God, speak to someone who would know. WebMD is friggin’ useless, and you can trust me on that because I have a PhD in usedtoworkthere.